Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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