nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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