I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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