Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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