Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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