I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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