no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
send nudes
from the living room?
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