...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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