Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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