I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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