Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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