Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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