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well I can't set my house on fire every night
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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