Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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