as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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