Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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