I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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