i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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