my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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