Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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