im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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