So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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