No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm both gender and math confused
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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