so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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