You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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