think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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