I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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