He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
