You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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