i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize