So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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