Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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