We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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