life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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