dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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