But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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