yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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