I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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