Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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