bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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