im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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