I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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