That's intense
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
