he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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