Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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