Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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