If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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