dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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