I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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