just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she told me i tasted like america
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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