Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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