You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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