He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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