Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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