Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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