Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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