i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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